Turning over a new leaf

Who decided that four am was the right time to let the street cleaners out? Some people are sleeping don’t you know?!  Not me, but some people.

Wtf!!

When did it become 1 Am?

pleatedjeans:

"My wife didn’t want to take maternity pictures, so I hired a photographer and took her place…" [x]

Wish there was a few pictures of the photographer. Imagine this man explaining what was about to happen.

elizabitchtaylor:

I’m such a nice girl, I’m so sick of being fuckzoned!!!!!!!

What’s the fuckzone you ask? it’s this zone that guys put you in where they only want to fuck you; they don’t want to have a friendship with you and they aren’t satisfied with emotional commitment, they just want sex!!!!!

I’m a nice girl!!!! Stop putting me in the fuckzone!!!!!!!

There are words for everything.

Xp

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sharkolympics:

this is now my favorite photoset in the entire world.

(Source: nomedarisa, via theaadventureye)

castiel-knight-of-hell:

this should have been Castiel’s entrance on Supernatural 

(Source: orangeskins, via portkey-to-fandoms)

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

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gobbydick:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

No its the dancing queen dont be rude

gobbydick:

tinaturnip:

sneakymonster:

you are the dancing queen, young and sweet only seventeen.

that is a raccoon

No its the dancing queen dont be rude

(Source: looo-ch, via portkey-to-fandoms)

omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell



fuck OFF

omgtsn:

ouendanl:

omgtsn:

i’m in hell

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fuck OFF

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